Leron Tonge
1,000,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
In a thousand or so years, archaeologists are going to dig up tanning beds and think we cooked people as punishment.
I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.
I have sexdaily! Crap, I mean dyslexia.
No one was donating money to the child cancer fund at work so I changed the sign to "Robot Shark Research." Little Billy's gonna make it.
When the clock factory burned, there was some second hand smoke.
Darth Vader would suck at Hide and Seek. You can always hear him breathing.