I used to date a girl who would show them so much they should have been called her "publics".
Asked my wife if she thought my mustache was sexy, but then she remembered a joke she heard earlier and was laughing too hard to answer.
I went from a size 36 waist to a size 27! The diet was called "The Grunge Era Ended."
It's so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.
Gunpowder is just angry sand.
Survey: how many of u Guys have had a Zipper to Genital accident in your lifetime.
The Dr. wanted a mid-stream urine sample. I never imagined there could be layers.