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Ever seen Cookie Monster’s feet? No! That’s diabetes for you.
90% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook are people that I know, but intentionally choose not to be friends with.
You will attract attention if wearing a skirt on a windy day. This is doubly true if you are a man.
There are lies, damn lies, and then there are profile pictures.
I'm a little worried we all might have missed our last Halloween where we could go as Lindsay Lohan without it being "too soon."
‎"What if" statements can easily become regrets when looking back on the past. However, when looking ahead, they are pro-active and forward-thinking.
Would Jesus wear a "What would I do?" sticker?
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