I used to work as a trapeze artist. Until I was let go.
Spell-check is always write.
Over 10,000 birds die a year from crashing in windows. They must still be using Vista.
I was a pretty disappointed as a kid when I found out that "debut" was not pronounced the way it's spelled.
I don't need a flashlight to find my way around in the dark. I have shins for that.
Wiring a place for technology is easy. Wiring people for technology is hard.
Guys! I kept my cell phone on during take-off and it didn't do anyt