Even if I have no idea why you broke up but I see you went from a relationship to single on Facebook, I'm clicking Like just to stir the pot.
I'm so glad we could finally reconnect after all these years because I'd really like your help on my virtual farm.
Shouldn't old people drive faster than everyone else since they have less time left to waste?
I bet if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
If most of your best friends names start with the letter '@' then you need to get off the computer.
Do people's maids take off the whole month of October? Everywhere I look, their houses are dirty with a ton of cobwebs.
When sitting next to a McDonalds playland and a parent asks "Which one is yours?"The correct answer is NOT "I haven’t picked one out yet!"