I have a hunch that my posture is not the best.
I'm going to buy a large industrial screw then go to an amusement park. I'll get on a roller coaster with someone who looks really scared and when the ride starts, hold up the screw and say, "Wait... where did this come from?"
All my friends keep telling me to never succumb to peer pressure. So I'm going to take their advice and not listen to them.
Writing "Dictionary" for Broadway. It's a play on words
With Halloween around the corner, I'm remembering the year my parents dressed me as a piñata and handed out sticks instead of candy.
Why do they call it "the birds and the bees"? I can't imagine those two getting freaky with each other.
According to new research, too much sex can cause temporary amnesia. Finally, something that explains my photographic memory.