According to my wife who does the laundry, I've been the underwear bomber for years.
I hope I'm never as visibly frustrated as the people in infomercials "doing it the old fashioned way"
I can be a morning person after all. I just can't go to bed the night before.
My girlfriend wants to get married. I really do hope she meets someone nice.
Even those starving kids in Africa wouldn't eat my mom's cooking.
I know that when one door closes another always opens, but man these hallways are a bitch!
Double-negatives are a no-no.