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#1177
Leron Tonge
I don't always keep people in suspense, but when i do,
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#1178
nowayitsjoshk
Blue-tooth: (noun) An exterior device worn on the ear to let crazy people who talk to themselves fool others by making them think they are talking to someone real.
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#1180
The hyphen in the word co-operation makes it seem like the letters can't work together without help.
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#1182
Your face is fine. But, you'll have to put a bag over that personality.
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#1183
Whenever I want to use Airplane restrooms or Wall Street, it's always the same story...."Occupied."
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#1184
I'm not saying that Demi Moore is too thin, but Victoria Beckham begged her to eat an M&M.
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#1185
L.A. traffic is so bad it would be quicker to ride piggyback on a midget with a limp.
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