I saw a sign that said "Deaf Children Drive Carefully". I didn't know they drove at all.
I was never the class clown. I was more of a trapeze artist because I was always being suspended.
Don't forget to wake up that guy from Green Day tomorrow.
Why do people use the phrase "work like a dog" ? I wish I worked like my dog. I would sleep 18 hours a day.
Brenna Mullally
If you watch Jaws backwards it's about a shark that keeps barfing up people so that a beach can be opened.
Brenna Mullally
"Friendship is like peeing yourself; everyone can see it but only you get that warm feeling."
I asked my cable company for a window of time when the repair guy would show up. Apparently it’ll be sometime during the Cenozoic era.