In heaven I bet they have a version of Duck Hunt that lets you to shoot that freaking dog.
I'm not damaged goods, I'm damaged greats!
I'm like the dollar bill that the Coke machine won't accept. Nothing wrong with me. Just been in circulation too long.
Pac-Man vs. Hungry Hungry Hippos. Make it happen.
"Baby on board"? If you want people to stop tailgating you I would go with "pissed off, roid-raging ninja on board".
Those annoying subscription cards that fall out of magazines are the earliest forms of pop-up ads.
Is it racial profiling when a waiter in a Chinese restaurant gives me a fork?