We're to the point where Facebook has access to more info on us than Homeland Security.
You know you're old when the prize at the bottom of the cereal box is a regular bowel movement.
I child-proofed my house, but they still got in.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
When my wife gets a little upset, sometimes a simple "calm down" in a soothing voice is all it takes to get her a lot upset.
What if the meaning of life could be found in those iTunes "Terms of Agreements" that we never read?
Did you hear Superman's been arrested and he can't get bail? They say he's a flight risk.