There's a massive AT&T cell tower outage in Los Angeles tonight. Millions are unable to communicate. Many of them sitting in the same room.
Acorns must come from France. That would explain the tiny berets.
If the world can't even agree on which side of the street to drive on world peace is pretty much out of the question.
My checking account is like the Sistine chapel. Overdrawn.
goldin
soon enough facebook will be like inception... a feed within a feed within a feed
goldin
me: dad can i go to a 50 cent concert Dad: here's a dollar take your sister too
Asking a pessimist his opinion is like asking a fire hydrant how it feels about dogs.