“Less is more” is my mantra at work and my excuse in bed.
“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase, but it’s a horrible way to tell your kid they’re adopted.
Jokes about dyslexia are as easy as A, C, B.
When a cowboy breaks his leg, I think his horse should be allowed to shoot him.
Some people are like fine wines. You pretend to enjoy them so you don't look bad.
You cannot fix anything by worrying and knowing this concerns me.
I don't know why people are worrying about being hit by a bus-sized satellite. You're far more likely to be hit by a satellite-sized bus.