Not sure what age it happened, but I have officially gone from a Stud Muffin to a Bran Muffin.
I've always been afraid to talk to girls. I'm hoping this is something I can conquer, particularly as my daughter is just turning 8.
For some people, the cup is always half full. Like Lance Armstrong, for example.
Cyberbilly
I think the most time consuming part of taking the dog for a walk is cleaning his poop off the treadmill.
If guns don't kill people, people kill people. Does that mean toasters dont toast toast toast toasts toast?
Bill gates is so rich, that he thinks he can buy poverty from Africa.
Amigo
Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous. Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet...