When one person is obsessed with another it's called stalking. When two people are obsessed with each other it's called love.
A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible...No, wait. Sorry. I'm thinking of wine. It's wine that does all that. Never mind.
You will know you're truly famous when you die and half of the population continues to believe you are somehow, somewhere, alive.
When a group of midgets do the wave do they call it the ripple?
It's a good thing everyone always says "You only live once" otherwise we might kill ourselves like it's no big deal.
I know I'm not the only one who does the Carlton dance every time I hear the song "It's Not Unusual".
If a glass of wine a day is good for you a bottle a day must be great right?