"Peeve" would be a great name for a pet.
I bet Waldo's parents are worried sick.
Telling the entire country of Argentina not to cry for you seems a bit presumptuous.
Gay guys still undress women with their eyes, but just so they can dress them back up in fabulous outfits.
Dancing With the Stars makes me question the meaning of the word "star". Apparently it's a synonym for "unemployed".
I can be up bright or early. Pick one.
I only use Facebook to complain about new Facebook features.