After I found out my tailor had been sleeping with my wife I said, "I don't ever want to see you again." He said, "Fine, suit yourself."
Do mimes observe a moment of talking when someone passes away?
College students in 8:00am classes are probably the closest thing to zombies that the world will ever have.
My grandma got a disease from sharing needles. Just say no to knitting.
Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute sax solo.
Jokes about blind people are cruel because they never see 'em coming.
There needs to be a breast cancer awareness t-shirt that says, "Yes they're fake. My real ones tried to kill me!"