I don't think gastroenterologists should go around using the phrase "tongue in cheek."
Has anyone ever noticed that drive through ATMs have Braille on all the buttons? Who's idea was it that blind people would be driving, let alone be capable of finding the bank?
Rec Rellim
I wonder if workers at adult websites get in trouble for viewing non-adult sites during the workday. Johnson, we have been monitoring your browsing history. CNN? Amazon? Bed Bath and Beyond? We're not paying you to look at garbage.
So I'm stuck in traffic and nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on my window. I roll down the window and ask, "What's going on?" he says "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" I ask. The man replies, "About a gallon."
Just dropped my ipod in a glass of apple juice. The irony is killing me.
There's no I in team, but there are two in Schizophrenia.
goldin
I gave up on mankind when the guy at blockbuster asked if I rewound the DVD