When historians look back on the early 21st century, I suspect that none of the defining works will use the phrase "forward this if you".
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is the most whimsical film about the systematic murder of children that I have ever seen.
If you have ear phones in & you're not tapping your feet or beating your leg-drum, I find it hard to believe you're even listening to music.
An ewok is basically a disgruntled Care Bear with a shiv.
Rec Rellim
If the world doesn't end on December 21, 2012, I have a feeling there will be a lot of babies born on September 20, 2013
I went to my hypnotist for my insomnia. I was just looking to pay for the "You're getting very sleepy..." part.
Shia LaBeouf is what happens when you name your child from a random rack of Scrabble tiles.