11 cheers for binary!
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio
¡ʇɥbıɹןɐ buıʞɹoʍ sı buıɥʇnɹǝʌǝ 'ʎɹɹoʍ ʇ,uop ˙ɹooןɟ ǝɥʇ uo doʇdɐן ʎɯ pǝddoɹp ı
Today, I'm going to give it my some.
Leron Tonge
There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
Xyuppi
I just removed my hard wood floor in my bedroom and found a beautiful carpet underneath.
I just saw a stripper's baby with a caterpillar tattoo on its lower back.