I often enjoy a friendly game of Guess what I ate last night for dinner with my fellow elevator riders. Everyone's a winner!
It's odd how they name storms, but they don't name calms. There's a gentle breeze this morning. I think I'll call him Doug.
My sock puppet keeps me company in waiting rooms. It also keeps strangers from sitting next to me so win/win really.
Right now, one of our future presidents is watching Jersey Shore in a mustard-stained Justin Bieber t-shirt. We did this to ourselves.
I purposely cry while cutting carrots so onions don't think they're ugly or something.
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
I am DTF! I love to fly. Haven't been on a plane in years! Mid flight I enjoy a nice GTL, gin, tonic and lime. What?