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#967
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
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#968
What's another word for synonym?
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#969
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
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#970
Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
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#971
It adds a new level of intimidation to squirt gun wars when you put a laser sight on your Super Soaker.
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#972
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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#973
If the Pillsbury doughboy had Facebook, he would be overwhelmed with pokes.
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