"An eye for an eye" would make a world full of pirates.
I'm convinced when squirrels run the road, nearly missing your car, it must be some kind of squirrel gang initiation.
Drag racing is just dudes running in dresses, right?
Men are the best cooks Because with 2 eggs, 1 sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a girl's tummy for 9 months.
Next time you think you're not cool enough, think about how "cool" grandmas are gonna look with "tramp stamps" down the road.
Just saw an old pic of my pregnant mom standing by a microwave with a cigarette in one hand & a beer in the other. Which explains EVERYTHING!
The world's most masculine conversations are by two men holding expensive purses while their women are shopping.