I don't care about its correlation to my ability to trust them─ I just like throwing people.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
If you think writing in the proper tense is difficult now, just wait until time travel was possible.
They look like God did a drum solo on their face with ugly-sticks.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes, unless you are trying to complete a task before the microwave beeps.
Someone just told me that they enjoyed my biography but thought it was a little self centered.
Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn’t convenient at all.