Two questions. Why was she making milkshakes in the yard, and was there not a Dairy Queen in their town?
One mans FML is another mans LOL.
I wonder if bugs ever feel like things are crawling on them.
Did you know that people insecure in their writing abilities use an inordinate amount of exclamation points? It’s true!!!!!
As most students head back to school, this seems like the right time to point out that the anagram of dormitory is dirty room.
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
The last time someone told me I looked hot it was 102 degrees outside.