I mixed Krazy Glue with my Prozac. Now it's just glue.
Just ate a whole can of Pringles. I'm very disappointed. There were only three in the can and they were tennis ball flavored.
ZYuppi
Before you complain too much about your situation, remember, someone is quarantined with your ex.
Omg my toaster just scared the shit out of me!
Google changes privacy act: Unless I'm searching for duct tape, rope and a bottle of Clorox. I don't have much of anything to worry about.
Lesbianism is proof that size doesn't matter!
I found Samuel L. Jackson's swear jar and I don't think he's being completely honest with himself.