sick ob auto correct fiking up my tweets, terned it off.
It's never good when my cat thinks outside the box.
"And now for something completely different." - Monty Python or any politician answering a question they don't like.
Watching CNN. If you don't have varicose veins, hemorrhoids or excessive body hair, there's really no need to watch the commercials.
I'm developing a new show called Moron Jeopardy in which contestants have to answer questions in the form of Yahoo! Answers.
I think it's time I came out the closet! Looks like I've won this game of hide & seek.
I consider the word Dodge on the front of my truck fair warning to jaywalkers.