If I were a teenage babysitter today making money, I would resent it when I grow up and have to raise my own kids for free.
I am not sure NSFW should apply here, because I am not convinced anyone on twitter actually works.
Irene has been upgraded to a category 3 but due to the economy it's expected to be downgraded once it reaches the US.
I don't know why I look in the back seat of my car when I get in at night.Like the killer is going to scream 'Oh crap! you saw me, retreat!
The entrance exam for being a surgeon should be picking up a crouton with a fork without breaking it.
I had an ant farm once..... Those guys didn't grow anything...
We'll be attending the National Schizophrenic's Convention. Anybody who's everybody will be there.