If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, do I still need a logging permit?
˙ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ pǝsn ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʇ ןןǝʍ
If you set fire to LMFAO they'll become ROTFLMAO.
I'd hate to be working at a drive-thru at all, but even more if I had to take an order from Eddie Vedder.
Robin Williams should donate some of his arm hair to Locks of Love.
I think I might be an amazing pro baseball player stuck in the body of a chubby Internet dork.
Going to see my favorite gay shoe-maker. That fruit cobbler always makes me smile!