I bet everyone here would be embarrassed if CSI had to go through your room with a UV light.
When will my dog ever get the hint that my leg just wants to be friends.
I'm not waiting for my knight in shining armor to arrive on a white charger. I'd take a squire wearing a saucepan helmet astride a donkey.
It didn't bother me when my parents told me I was a mistake until they also told me that I was adopted.
Just past my English exam.
I'm holding out hope that one day an email marked "FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: MUST READ!" will, in fact, be a must read.
Whoever said time heals all wounds never had their leg bitten off by a shark.