I think we can blame our generation's obsession with plastic surgery on most of us playing with Mr. Potatohead as children.
I'm curious to know how Clark Kent goes to the bathroom with that Superman outfit underneath his suit.
So Abercrombie will pay The Situation NOT to wear their clothes? I don't wear A&F for free; I'm entirely open to being paid for that.
Math questions are so stupid! They're like "If I have 30 chocolate bars and I eat 29, what do I have?" Oh I dunno, diabetes maybe?!
Quentin Tarantino's face looks like he's constantly trying to figure out who farted.
You know you’re in America when you can buy replacement cartridges of ink for $29.25, or buy a brand new printer with ink for $39.95.
Nothing makes me feel quite like an idiot than when I find myself trying to highlight and copy text from a JPG.