On a first date I wear my karate gi from Jr High, so they feel protected.
Bring back hanging, I say! These tumble driers are useless.
Remind me never to go swimming with Phil Collins.
I'm at a fancy posh restaurant in Los Angeles and this waiter is trying to tuck my napkin down my pants. GOD I HOPE HE'S A WAITER!
If you hear me say, "mahna mahna" and don't respond with "Doo DOO, doo DOO doo," you suck at life.
If life is supposed to flash in front of your eyes before you die, will Roger Ebert just see a bunch of movie clips?
I bet Sean Connery only ever asked his wife to sit in his lap the one time.