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Don't be that guy that tells people not to be that guy.
Ever wanted to put a dogs shock collar or a person that won't shut up ?
I'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it.
A mixed feeling is when you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
On a scale of Voldemort-Pinocchio How nosy are you?
Man: A creature made at the end of the workweek when God was tired.
I bet if a bike helmet and a condom met at a cocktail party they'd instantly become friends. "We're good ideas. Why does no one like us?"
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