Let's be honest, Dos Equis. After a bunch of ANY beer, what guy doesn't think he's the most interesting man in the world?
If tomatoes are fruit, isn't ketchup technically a smoothie?
There is NO WAY that Bert and Ernie are gay. They haven't changed their outfits in 25 years.
A: People. Q: What stops you from being a people person?
What the heck are we doing?! We're adults. We have the ability to eat pizza for EVERY MEAL!
Women may be the only thing that are easier to pick up as they get heavier.
I'm not so much anti-social as I am pro-being left alone.