I'm not pessimistic, I'm just optimistic that a bunch of crappy things will continue to happen.
Why are 2 of the 3 judges on "America's Got Talent" British? Has America got no judging talent?
Anyone else find it ironic that they stopped making NeverEnding Story movies, but there's no end in sight for Final Destination movies?
Life is what you make of it, and I plan to make fun of it.
So, in America it's called 'Cotton Candy' and in Britain it's called 'Candy Floss'... guys, I think I've found the reason for the bad teeth.
I live like I type, fast and with lots of mistakes.
Hey Jack, Jumping over a candlestick isn't all that impressive. The cow jumped over the freaking moon.