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I'm not sure what that Radiohead song 'Karma Police' is about, but OJ Simpson's defense team sure dies a lot.
I'll have a sandwich, hold the mustard. That's right, hold it gently. Now whisper something sexy to it. Good, good.
If adult diapers are called Depends, then baby diapers should be called Definitely.
I would pay so much money to watch the Harlem Globetrotters change a baby.
Me: Crazy retweets just now! Mom: What are those? Me: Someone tweeting my stuff to their followers. Mom: Ask for a ReJobResume...
I only get to see her Oh No! face.
What separates me from many convicted criminals is quite likely caffeine.
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