Referring to women as "bitches" is definitely one of Jay-Z's 99 problems.
So Donald Duck never wore pants, but how come when he got out of the shower he wrapped a towel around his waist?
Ale-alejandro, Papa-paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone...Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
Coconuts were used as bra's and to reproduce the sound of horse hoofs for years before scientists discovered they were edible.
Where do baby storks come from?
"You've gotten so big since I last saw you!" A good line to use on children. Less appropriate for your friend with the thyroid problem.
I was told to wear loose fitting clothes to my exercise class. If I had loose fitting clothes, I wouldn't need the exercise class.