An autobiography without punctuation is a life sentence
Since M. Night Shyamalan's all about movies that end with a twist, he should just make a movie that viewers enjoy.
Sometimes i feel sorry for God.... He's a single parent and all his children are jerks who think they know it all.
You can blame absolutely everything on your parents. It's either genetics, or how they raised you.
Sure she's a trophy wife. It's just one of those tiny trophies that say "participant"
I'm surprised that women would actually want to box...If my wife boxed.....Announcer: "In this corner weighing...None of your business...."
Taught my son a few pickup lines. His favorites were, "Built Ford Tough" and "Like A Rock".