If you strangle a smurf, what color do they turn?
What I hate about pasta is how they change the shape and act like it's a different food. I'm out to expose the fraud.
"Yahoo Answers" proved all my teachers wrong. There are a ton of stupid questions.
They should make giant hotel "Do Not Disturb" signs you can wear around your neck.
I don't have OcD so I'm completely fine with this sentence.
More sad news from the music industry. Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment earlier today.
I can't say that my wife is outspoken...at least, not by anyone I know of.