Cyberbilly
I watched my first porn movie today. I looked so much younger back then.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy!
If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning. I'd hammer in the evening. My neighbors would hate me.
"Thats What." -She
My elf on the shelf went pee on the tree.
Thanks to me, you'll probably start seeing 'For Display Only' signs on the toilets at Home Depot.
Just farted what sounded exactly like an elderly woman yelling "Hai-ya!" through a mouthful of pudding.