life is just a journey from womb to tomb...
Having a mullet is like wearing MySpace on your head.
I really question the King's judgement in sending horses to put Humpty Dumpty back together.
Ripping a phone book in half isn't as impressive now that everyone dropped their landlines.
Homeless people would save a lot of money if they didn't eat out all the time.
Snookie wrote a book. Now Borders is closing. You do the math.
Disregard all the people in your life with a pitiful 5 senses. It's the people with 6 that you need to keep. The ones with a sense of humour