You know you're broke as hell when your bologna doesn't have a first name!
I am not scared to kick a furious bear in the nut sack so take that
Sometimes I go bow hunting with my uncle and when we find two good ones we put my hair in pigtails.
Xyuppi
Marijuana is legal but haircuts are not! It took almost 50 years but the hippies finally won.
Time to go grocery shopping. Just fed the kids peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches...on hot dog buns.
Cyberbilly
Spooning may lead to forking.
That sky looks a lot like the Crayola crayon shade of "Haul your ass to the basement" purple.