Been trying to write what I know, but so far all I've got it "Karate" written over and over for 15 pages.
They say you find love if you're not looking so I'm gonna blindfold myself and dive into a pit full of handsome architects and professors.
One time at a rock concert I actually rocked out with my cock out. Turns out music clubs frown on Roosters in attendance.
Love is not a mere sentiment or emotion. It is the ultimate truth at the heart of creation.
Teaching old people computer stuff is like trying to nail jello to the wall.
If WebMD just diagnosed everything as hypochondria it would be %95 accurate.
Sometimes I feel unqualified to be a parent and I call those times being awake.