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Cyberbilly
Confucius say wife who keep husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
No one has it worse than the duck that's allergic to gluten.
Having sex with me is like reading an iTunes agreement: It takes forever and few people choose to do it.
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Cyberbilly
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
Ladies, if you suspect your man of cheating and you know where the "mystery" woman lives... drive by the house and if the WiFi connects you have your answer.
Some are born with a silver spoon in their mouth. I was born with a rusty fork in my butt.
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