Man, Facebook is slow tonight. I know it's not the connection. The porn is loading no problem.
I always forget that people's avatars are pretty much the HOTTEST they've ever looked.
I can find inspiration in almost anything. Granted, it may be the inspiration to punch someone but it's still pretty powerful.
Of all the properties of art, relevance may be the least relevant.
I sent a tweet via text message 45 minutes ago and it still hasn't gone through yet. I think my phone may've unfollowed me.
My favorite part of a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka.
I read to blind kids in my spare time. Their favorite book is "2dots1dot3dots 4dots3dots 5dots2dots1dot 2dots1dot5dots."