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I understand the beautiful part, Cover Girl. But isn't "easy breezy" just another way to say "slutty and flatulent?"
I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest.
I just saw a man eating shark. He was right next to a woman eating shrimp.
I just saw a "Git-R-Done" bumper sticker on a Prius and I don't know what's real anymore.
I'm pretty sure that Animal from the Muppets is Elmo's long-lost, crackhead biological father.
Compassion is a deep desire to see others relieved of suffering; love is the other facet, a strong wish to see others happy.
As clever as they are, you'd think the Scooby-Doo gang could better identify cheap rubber masks.
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