Every time I almost think humanity is going to be okay, I catch a glimpse of Yahoo Answers.
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
The term "controversial Tweet", while relevant & somewhat accurate, sounds as silly as "ferocious kitten."
Some idiot just told an elevator joke ON an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels
Today is Rebecca Blacks Birthday, Today She is 14, Last Year She was 13, Next Year She'll be 15, and 16 Comes After That.
As a social experiment, I have named a cat Curiosity. Now we wait.
I wanna get Transitions Lens LASIK surgery, so that when I'm out in the sun my eyes go black and children will run away from me.