Xyuppi
I’m concerned, Mr Potato head & Mrs Potato head are no longer male or female. Does this mean there will be no more Tater tots?
Of all the things that taste like chicken, it's weird that eggs are not one of them.
Xyuppi
I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids. When I got home, they were still there.
The clock in my car is right again... a victory for procrastination.
ZYuppi
Every McDonald's should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken.
Leprechauns are just Santa's elves who got fired from the workshop for drinking on the job.
Remember when the air at gas stations for your tires was free? Good times, good years.