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Kristian Alekov
I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.
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Kristian Alekov
It’s going to be a lot harder to overthrow the US Government on Pinterest.
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Xyuppi
As a kid my father used to hit me with his camera. I still get flashbacks
Joe and Kamala should run off to Vegas and get inaugurated without telling us.
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Kristian Alekov
Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with and he’s the light of the world, I do it and I’m “making Thanksgiving awkward.”
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Kristian Alekov
Me: [donating body to Science] Science: [donates my body to Goodwill]
The Buccaneers perfectly captured the spirit of Tampa Bay by their feature player being a middle aged man who spent his career in the northeast and then moved to Florida to retire.
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