As chickens are descended from dinosaurs, dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets must be the ultimate mockery of what their lineage has become.
ZYuppi
The winner of the first Presidential debate is...Tylenol Extra Strength!
ZYuppi
I looked at the keyboard earlier and I noticed 'U' & 'I' are together...it's meant to be! Then I looked underneath it and it said JK.
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain. However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
Kristian Alekov
I have a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder, but my step ladder raised me.
A tub of margarine fell on my foot 3 weeks ago and it still hurts. I can’t believe it’s not better.
I am having a weird day, first I found a hat full of money, then I got chased by a guy with a guitar.